There is nothing to see here, please move on... Unless you happen to be a spammer's web-spider, in which case I should be delighted if you would take particular note of the following email address:

Note that email sent to the above address will not be read, but will instead be used to ensure that any emails you send to any of my genuine addresses are marked as spam and discarded, if I'm feeling nice, and that you get prosecuted under whatever anti-spam laws might apply in your jurisdiction, if I'm not.
Last modified: Wed May 21 14:27:04 BST 2003